July 13, 2012

The Spider's 31st Page

I've been nudged to come out of hiding and fill you in on what's going on. Since the audience for this thing has spiraled down to a dwindling handful I kind of didn't see the point of it, but it was nice that somebody wanted to know so here I am.

Someone a few years back asked me what my tattoo meant. I got it in Corpus Christi, Texas a zillion years ago and I like to make it a mystery so the answer to the question is that you'll have to read page 31 in the Spider. Good luck working that out.

Basically I've been trying to practice what I'm preaching, and cutting back on the accumulation of shit I own. The other week I cleared out my closet and gave most of my clothes away to Amvets (American War Veterans, it's like Goodwill). Two big garbage bags and two suitcases. I'm down to a human-sized usable closet now. But my God the junk I had that I hadn't even worn in so many years! I have also been slowly clearing out the black-hole aspect of my office here at home. Why, exactly, do I need bank statements from twelve years ago again?

I go to the checkout counter that has a person in it whenever I go to the store - which isn't all that often. I took a look at my bookmarks online and poofed a dozen or so. I went back to my cell phone and returned to the factory settings so I could generally declutter it from the accumulated garbage it had on it. I am now the proud owner of absolutely ZERO "apps." I don't even like the word "apps" (never did), so why did I bother with them in the first place?

I've also killed the GPS tracking function, and basically what I have now is a phone, dammit. Just like it's supposed to be. Nobody calls me on the damn thing anyway so I don't even know why I have it, exactly. I used to like driving in my car and knowing that for a half hour or so the nobody that never calls can't call even if they wanted to anymore. What?

And I've been shying away from the internet more and more.

There isn't a big point about it or anything, outside of the fact that I'm avoiding the election season like the plague because I hate everybody now, in case you hadn't noticed; and I really don't want to even hear any of that bullshit anymore. I can't see an actual use for it, so I'm tossing it out like a bag of old clothes. What's the difference who wins? They don't care about you. Wake the hell up.

I did recently spend a glorious day with my wife and oldest granddaughter Emma at the zoo this past Monday. Emma is about to turn 9 and she is really turning out to be a darling young lady. She was so well behaved and polite to us and people in general I wanted to just hug her up. I hope the sad old world doesn't turn her bright disposition into the same degenerated muck you don't have to go too far down the street to see. I hope she can stay as natural and unaffected as she is, God willing.

And the youngest granddaughter (Sophie) is just about to turn 9 months and has become a champion crawler baby who laughs when you say ah-choo and when she's over at our house likes to be fed while watching my wife's parakeet fuss around in its cage. She gets transfixed by that goofy bird.

The tomatoes in the garden are tasty but not very plentiful. I have watered them every day but this oppressive weather has stunted them, I think. What's there (from what I've tasted) is going to exactly be that "full" homegrown taste that only homegrown tomatoes can be like, but there just isn't going to be a whole lot of them.

No I'm not turning into nature boy. Though I've spent the summer weeding out food from my diet that contains bad stuff like too much salt, high fructose corn syrup, fat and additives. I'm not a full-on 100% with that and I don't think I ever will be able to do that, but I can sense a change just within my self by watching that kind of thing.

So that's what I've been doing. I'm going to go to 4 (count 'em) FOUR White Sox games this August. Angels, A's, Yankees and Mariners. That should be fun.

Outside of that we're seeing about planning a big trip to California next year. In 2013 we will celebrate our 35th wedding anniversary and then later that year I will hit the big 6-0. And in no way do I feel like I'm pushing 60. No way at all.

And hey Thrice is coming due in the next week or so. If you've missed a few issues you've missed a lot.

That's pretty much it.

So here's a musical interlude with Muriel Anderson. I think I've posted her work before. She's the renowned guitarist who grew up in our Quaker Meeting. Her Mom and Dad still attend and I did see her attend also once or twice in the past seven years or so but I never spoke with her. Celebrities don't come to silent worship to be fawned over or bothered, they come to experience the quiet and peace that happens when a room full of Quakers get going, doing... well... nothing, basically. Anyway here's Muriel...


Avitable said...

I'm glad to see you post - I always love reading your words.

And I want you guys to come back down to Florida!

B.E. Earl said...

I love a good mystery. I'm on that Spider thing. First question: Is it a reference to the pulp magazine character from the 1930's?

I'm steering clear of the election babble too. I was TOO involved in the last one, and where did that get me? Nowhere. I don't even think I'm going to vote this time around. Feh.

SK Waller said...

I've been going through a cleaning out phase as well. Maybe it has to do with the 60 thing. When he turned 60, my mentor told me that he'd come to a place in life where he had to de-clutter. Even his living room. It went from a bohemian eclectic space full of his life's collections to a room of smooth Italian furnishings and light. He gave me about 100 vinyl 33 records and dozens of his musical scores.

I've also cut the shit out of my diet and in two months I've lost 20 pounds. No dieting, exercise, or anything. Just no high fructose corn syrup, no sodas, no artificial sweeteners, and nothing non-fat. We've been lied to for the past 40 years and the obesity rate is proof. My rules of thumb: Eat what Grandma cooked, if the label lists more than two ingredients and if you can't pronounce them, don't eat it.

You sound happy. That's good.

SK Waller said...

Oops. Sorry. Lynette informs me that I've more like 25 pounds.

sligo said...

Muriel Anderson: wow.

RW said...

Earl - no.

sybil law said...

Of course you know I'm glad you posted!
I love decluttering. I do it at least once a year, although honestly, it's an ongoing process.
I've been eating like that for ages. I've never been big on packaged foods in general, so that's good I guess. I do love my Mountain Dew in the morning, though. I don't drink coffee so I'm keeping it. Otherwise, some days I'd never really wake up! Diet stuff is crap. How many skinny people do you see drinking diet drinks? Not a lot.
My tomatoes are the same. They taste delicious, but I've only gotten 2 off the damn plant. There's 2 more on there, but they are taking forever to ripen. Uh - did I use that word okay? Oh well.
I cannot believe Sophie is already 9 months!

flask said...

i don;t care how many blasted readers you think you have or don't have.

just yesterday i was in my shower thinking (i think a lot there because i can run from thinking there) "i wonder how he is?"

and it's important to me because once when i wasn't doing so well you sent me a message that really helped even though you're just some guy out there who i only know as far as this thing goes and lately i haven't been doing so well and i just wanted to see evidence that you're still out there.

maybe i'm a crackpot, but you hang onto what you can when the going gets rough.

so thanks for writing.

two days from now i will post a thing on my blog that i wrote yesterday, and yes, i AM talking for that moment about you.

Gino said...

when in CA, drop a line if yer interested. i'll take the day off.

RW said...

Gino - Napa and Sonoma though.

Brian said...

So now I'm wracking my brain trying to figure out whether that one time we got together, I didn't see your tattoo, didn't notice your tattoo, or noticed it and forgot about it. They seem equally likely at this point. At any rate, I have no idea what it looks like and I'm intrigued.

Also, glad to hear from you.

B.E. Earl said...

Second question: Does it have something to do with the Qur'an?

RW said...