1. Who has a baby bump. Also add the term "baby bump." This was invented six weeks ago and it sucks. The person who came up with the term should be impaled for being an idiot.
2. Brett Favre. He's a 41 year old Prima Donna.
3. Martin Sheen. I don't care if he dies in a fire.
4. Randy Quaid. Because I didn't care what he was doing when he wasn't high all the time either.
5. Airport scanners. Get your damn picture taken and shut the Farco up already. Nobody cares about what you look like for God's sake. You're ugly. We're all ugly. Shut up & wake up.
6. Tiger Woods. Oh go away already. Golf is boring and you're boring and I don't care where you stick your dick.
7. Dancing With The Stars. EAT. ME.
8. Senator Mitch McConnell (KY). I'd believe it was all about policy if you weren't telling race jokes in the kitchen ten minutes before you talk to the Press.
9. Rahm Emmanuel. I can hardly wait for you to screw up Chicago like you screwed up President Obama's chances at doing something positive just because you're a prick. But I know how Chicago politics works. I've lived here all my life. You're in & we all know it. Everything else is just look-see-pidgin.
10. Sarah Palin. Piss off already yeah?