tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post1815991894358462421..comments2023-03-26T03:20:43.478-05:00Comments on Version53: Last PostRWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-37585865425868874332013-01-07T18:47:04.959-06:002013-01-07T18:47:04.959-06:00Yes and it's the future that scares me...Yes and it's the future that scares me...RWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-81752972457479425562013-01-06T20:59:32.155-06:002013-01-06T20:59:32.155-06:00I don't have a single "app", either....I don't have a single "app", either.<br />You know what's cooler than that?! I'm writing from the future!sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-43499499851109766422013-01-01T22:10:28.029-06:002013-01-01T22:10:28.029-06:00Thanks Earl. I think...Thanks Earl. I think...RWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-18943443503808478802013-01-01T21:19:23.512-06:002013-01-01T21:19:23.512-06:00Posting some lyrics for Loudon Wainwright III'...Posting some lyrics for Loudon Wainwright III's "Last Man on Earth" for ya. Happy New Year!<br /><br />In the year 2000<br />My age was 53<br />Born in the first half<br />Of the last century<br />I always was post-modern<br />But that's ancient history<br />Now I'm the last man on Earth<br />That's what the matter is with me<br /><br />I guess I'm old fashioned<br />Retro to a degree<br />You could say I'm a throw-back<br />Anachronistically<br />Air conditioning is here to stay<br />And that makes me unhappy<br />Cause I'm the last man on Earth<br />That's what the matter is with me<br /><br />I don't have a portfolio<br />I gotta pleed guilty<br />The best things are the worthless now<br />That's just because they're free<br />And if your not a millionaire yet<br />Boy, you better be<br />Now, I'm the last man on Earth<br />That's what the matter is with me<br /><br />I should be optimistic<br />And go buy some bonds and stocks<br />They'll find a cure for Cancer soon<br />We may get trigger-locks<br />Existence is no picnic<br />As statistics all have shown<br />We learn to live together<br />And then we die alone<br /><br />Everybody's got a website<br />But that's all Greek to me<br />I don't own a computer<br />I hate that letter "e"<br />I don't pack a cell phone<br />Or drive an SUV<br />Yes, I'm the last man on Earth<br />That's what the matter is with me<br /><br />I'm the last man standing<br />Save the last dance for me<br />I've taken the last train to Clarksville<br />I'm the fifth monkey<br />Nice guys always finish last<br />No one's nicer than me<br />Yeah, I'm the last man on Earth<br />That's what the matter is with me<br /><br />Kid's used to say their prayers at night<br />Before they went to bed<br />St. John told us that God is love<br />Nietzsche said he was dead<br />This thing we call existence<br />Who knows what it all means?<br />Time and Life and People<br />Are just glossy magazines<br /><br />I sat and watched those guys<br />Debate each other on TV<br />Politicians, wrestlers<br />They're all the same to me<br />Hey, I don't give a damn<br />Which idiot runs this country<br />Since I'm the last man on Earth<br />It don't matter to me<br /><br />In the year 2000<br />My age was 53<br />I know that I'm grumpy<br />Middle-aged crazy<br />But if you are a woman<br />You might have to sleep with me<br />Since I'm the last man on Earth<br />And I can guarantee<br />I'm the last man on Earth<br />And there ain't nothing wrong with meVerdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-19089724954073049852012-12-31T09:08:06.684-06:002012-12-31T09:08:06.684-06:00Well I'm 60 this year so sexy isn't a cons...Well I'm 60 this year so sexy isn't a consideration. Ha.<br /><br />I'm too much of a paranoid to even activate the "locate me" thing on my phone or whatever the hell that is. <br /><br />So I'm old, not sexy, and suspicious. Kinda sad ain't it?RWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-68074960965806122452012-12-31T06:56:56.531-06:002012-12-31T06:56:56.531-06:00I like the smell of pipe tobacco, but that's m...I like the smell of pipe tobacco, but that's mostly a childhood memory sort of thing from my grandfather. However, I don't find smoking sexy or appealing on any level. <br /><br />As for apps, I admit that I have a few. Not a ton, but some. I have a GPS one because I get lost in a paper bag, much less out on the roads. Most of my apps are for working out though. My very favorite is Zombies, run! LOVE it! But I also have runkeeper, runmeter, fitbit, etc. I have a couple of games, and that's about it on my phone. On my iPad, I have video apps like Netflix, and a couple of art apps (shocker, I know - I even have a nifty paint-brush that works on the ipad) and ones that let me video chat with folks - working on art dates at the moment. Oh, and a portfolio app for my art portfolio that I use in business meetings.<br /><br />I'm not sure what other people do with their apps, but that's the entirety of my activity. If I don't have a real use for it, I don't have it. So I guess I'm a picky app-user! Kyrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12496930376646300796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-52100788652271478462012-12-31T05:01:56.943-06:002012-12-31T05:01:56.943-06:00Yes I smoke a pipe as well. Just not terribly ofte...Yes I smoke a pipe as well. Just not terribly often. But I have one of those long-stem "Bing Crosby" styles and two swooping French style pipes. I look rather stately. Need patches on my elbows though. That would make it perfect.<br /><br />And a dog. Like a sheepdog or a collie. Plus slippers. I don't have any slippers.RWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-82998041793798214952012-12-30T13:10:48.061-06:002012-12-30T13:10:48.061-06:00I like men who smoke cigars and pipes, and I'm...I like men who smoke cigars and pipes, and I'm probably the last woman on earth that thinks some men look sexy as hell smoking a cigarette--and I don't smoke.<br /><br />As for phones, mine has 1 app. One. And that one came with the phone. And it's not an iPhone, a SmartPhone, or any of those. Just a pay as I go Net10 Blackberry clone. I use it to call people and to receive calls. Period.<br /><br />Man, I sound like a snob...Kaye Wallerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06491607694389685973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-85491365366114087652012-12-29T14:23:03.296-06:002012-12-29T14:23:03.296-06:00Nice to hear from you savannah. How's that Ear...Nice to hear from you savannah. How's that Earl palooka doing these days?RWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2540360308013071801.post-19239107111061622842012-12-29T13:27:46.657-06:002012-12-29T13:27:46.657-06:00i don't smoke anymore, but i do love the scent...i don't smoke anymore, but i do love the scent of a good cigar! i still have my dumb phone (a 7yr old razr), so you aren't the only one without "apps." i just spent some cash on books to bring home, even though i could have bought them at the bookstore in my little town, but they just called out to me, <i>take me home with you!</i> anyway, i've asked that only photos be taken at my birthday party and if could people wait until they leave to do social media updating and just enjoy the party and each other, i'd really appreciate it! we'll see...xoxo and happy new year, sugar!savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com